Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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