Be so good they can’t ignore you.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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