Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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