I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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