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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.

Steve Martin

I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Creation Enjoyment Flow Goodness Myself Right Word
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Deep Emotion Happiness Myself Sad Time
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Act Actor Collaboration Team Work Yourself
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Audience Comedy Goodness Greatness Ideas Response Work Yourself
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Alcohol Drink Poet Team Writing
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Greatness Hard Work Inspirational Surprise Yourself
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Harm Illusion Inspirational Learning Moments Myself
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Breathe Business Mistake Myself Worst
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.

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