I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINI was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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