A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINI actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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