I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINDespite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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