Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTINDespite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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