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In the human race today, you came last.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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