A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I told you I was sick.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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