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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Back Car Drive Want Wife
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Come Door Life Met Negligee Night Other Sexy Unfortunately
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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