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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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