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Life is just a bowl of pits.

Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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