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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Robin Williams

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Divorce Humour Man Wallet
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Baseball Cricket
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Doubt Funny Joke
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Agree Positive Sorry
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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Dead Funny Humour People
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Cycle Favourite Meditation Ride
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Couple Each Other Perfection Relationship She
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Entrepreneur Inspirational Lose Madness Spark Work Hard

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