There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Maya AngelouMaya Angelou I never cheat unless you count the girls I cheat on.
DrakeDrake You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.
Barack ObamaBarack Obama When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark TwainMark Twain I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Mark TwainMark Twain Being crazy isn’t enough.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Mark TwainMark Twain Don’t love someone to get into a relationship, love someone to create a partnership.
Aaron BellAaron Bell When will the leaves begin to change in this body of mine?
Mila AlexandrovnaMila Alexandrovna Are you willing to trust yourself and do what needs to be done in order to be who you were meant to be?
Nansia MovidiNansia Movidi The idea that we are so capable of love but still choose to be toxic.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur I am an arrow – Put me in your bow and let fly. Let this story go by in the blink of an eye.
Bisma IjazBisma Ijaz And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa
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