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Humour Quotes
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Short humour quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
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Who said nights were for sleep?
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Mark TwainMark Twain It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
Benjamin FranklinBenjamin Franklin People who try to explain pictures are usually barking up the wrong tree.
Pablo PicassoPablo Picasso If I talked I would become like any other comedian.
Charlie ChaplinCharlie Chaplin You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
Coco ChanelCoco Chanel I love only one girl, one in every town.
Elvis PresleyElvis Presley What is politics? Political system is equal to development politics plus political politics.
A. P. J. Abdul KalamA. P. J. Abdul Kalam I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one of the things that women have is men.
Coco ChanelCoco Chanel It is beneath pale blue skies, amongst sycamore trees, and afoot dirtied leaves, my heart, and soul finds peace.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford A wounded heart never stops bleeding.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski I swear the stars align at night just to see you smile.
C.R. ElliottC.R. Elliott I get so lost in your midnight eyes I forget we’re running out of time.
Ana DeeAna Dee The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Love was created for so many reasons and you will always be one of them.
Karla GaleanaKarla Galeana