Humour Quotes

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

Don’t gobblefunk around with words.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.

So many people are on television that don’t know me, and they’re like experts on me.

Do you mind if I don’t smoke?

I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.

You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.

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