Humour Quotes

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn’t mean I do it.

Pirate was going to be my middle name, but then my uncle had a problem with it because pirates are bad.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.