“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

The main vice of capitalism is the uneven distribution of prosperity. The main vice of socialism is the even distribution of misery.

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.

One man with conviction will overwhelm a hundred who have only opinions.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

Courage is the ability to go from failure to failure with enthusiasm.

Great success always comes at the risk of enormous failure.

Whenever I feel the need to take some exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

A nation that forgets its past has no future.

A nation that forgets its past has no future.

Keep England White’ is a good slogan.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

If you destroy a free market you create a black market.

If we are together nothing is impossible. If we are divided all will fail.

For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much use to be anything else.

My weakness? Anything with 4 legs.

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

People always say that, like, you’re a dog person or a cat person. I just love animals. I’m not a dog person or a cat person.

There’s a lot of cat videos. Cats are just hilarious.

Is she a lion, or a tiger? Or a house cat?

They say cats have nine lives. I’ve had 12 already and I don’t know how many more I’ll have.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.