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Humour Quotes
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Short humour quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Mark TwainMark Twain I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
John GreenJohn Green Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Mae WestMae West Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Love is the Answer. What was the Question?
John LennonJohn Lennon The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humor.
Charles DickensCharles Dickens No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Getting so deep in the process of creating the life I want for myself, so I’m turning out anything/ anyone that doesn’t align with my vision.
Dau VoireDau Voire I am finding the courage to breathe as I am.
Shelby EnsignShelby Ensign Sadness that is caused by the absence of love is deadly for the heart.
Laura ChouetteLaura Chouette Always find a reason to love.
H. DcostaH. Dcosta You are healing yourself with poetry what could be more beautiful than that?
Aurora RaineAurora Raine Not everyone takes every opportunity that comes their way because it takes a lot of work.
Edgar DoucetEdgar Doucet