The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.
Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill Calling someone who trades actively in the market an investor is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a romantic.
Warren BuffettWarren Buffett I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I had no idea what was going on but I loved every moment of it!! Tokyo’s restaurant game is next level hotness.
Will SmithWill Smith The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean
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