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Humour Quotes
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Short humour quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
Jane AustenJane Austen Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyAntoine de Saint-Exupery Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
Mae WestMae West While they were saying it couldn’t be done, it was done.
Helen KellerHelen Keller If your barber don’t have a colonoscopy special, then he ain’t a real one.
Will SmithWill Smith Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt DisneyWalt Disney You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Love is mostly easy at night, it is morning you got to learn about.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.
Aletheia LiolaAletheia Liola This fearless heart is trapped between these anxious walls of my worried mind.
CindyCindy Don’t push away your emotions too hard, remember they can push back if held for too long.
SargamSargam To choose a plain life, I choose neither to lose and nor do I gain, If happiness is not in my destiny, I refuse to accept pain.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Steal back your heart – self-love.
Mona-LiseMona-Lise