I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
Elon MuskElon Musk People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
Elon MuskElon Musk There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
Sylvia PlathSylvia Plath Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
Rowan AtkinsonRowan Atkinson I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert FrostRobert Frost One cannot do humour without a great sympathy for one’s fellow man.
Charlie ChaplinCharlie Chaplin A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
Stephen HawkingStephen Hawking Love is mostly easy at night, it is morning you got to learn about.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh You can find beauty in the darkest of places. Be the light, my love. Bring smiles to their faces.
Aletheia LiolaAletheia Liola This fearless heart is trapped between these anxious walls of my worried mind.
CindyCindy Don’t push away your emotions too hard, remember they can push back if held for too long.
SargamSargam To choose a plain life, I choose neither to lose and nor do I gain, If happiness is not in my destiny, I refuse to accept pain.
Astha SrivastavaAstha Srivastava Steal back your heart – self-love.
Mona-LiseMona-Lise
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