Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx What is history? The lie that everyone agrees on.
VoltaireVoltaire The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl Do I really want to be integrated into a burning house?
James BaldwinJames Baldwin There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.
Arthur Conan DoyleArthur Conan Doyle An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl Love was a country he knew nothing about.
James BaldwinJames Baldwin Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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