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Humour Quotes
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Short humour quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
Never be bored, and you will never be boring.
Eleanor RooseveltEleanor Roosevelt You’re not a man, you’re a mushroom!
Antoine de Saint-ExuperyAntoine de Saint-Exupery I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Benjamin FranklinBenjamin Franklin I had no idea what was going on but I loved every moment of it!! Tokyo’s restaurant game is next level hotness.
Will SmithWill Smith Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!
Robert FrostRobert Frost Any fool can make a rule And any fool will mind it.
Henry David ThoreauHenry David Thoreau Take one cup of love, two cups of loyalty, three cups of forgiveness, four quarts of faith and one barrel of laughter.
Zig ZiglarZig Ziglar I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
Elon MuskElon Musk Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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