May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
EminemEminem If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
Marcus AureliusMarcus Aurelius People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
Ralph Waldo EmersonRalph Waldo Emerson If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Vince LombardiVince Lombardi There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Maya AngelouMaya Angelou Don’t call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it’s not sexist.
Eleanor RooseveltEleanor Roosevelt Don’t love someone to get into a relationship, love someone to create a partnership.
Aaron BellAaron Bell When will the leaves begin to change in this body of mine?
Mila AlexandrovnaMila Alexandrovna Are you willing to trust yourself and do what needs to be done in order to be who you were meant to be?
Nansia MovidiNansia Movidi The idea that we are so capable of love but still choose to be toxic.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur I am an arrow – Put me in your bow and let fly. Let this story go by in the blink of an eye.
Bisma IjazBisma Ijaz And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa
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