April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark TwainMark Twain Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark TwainMark Twain There’s always gonna be setbacks; there’s always gonna be knockdowns. There’s always gonna be people telling you, Hey, you suck!
Post MalonePost Malone If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
Mark TwainMark Twain Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Dr. SeussDr. Seuss How can there be too many children? That is like saying there are too many flowers.
Mother TeresaMother Teresa I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
Mark TwainMark Twain People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig ZiglarZig Ziglar After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.
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