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Humour Quotes
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Short humour quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
VoltaireVoltaire I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
PlatoPlato There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men.
Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles.
Thomas EdisonThomas Edison There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Don’t love someone to get into a relationship, love someone to create a partnership.
Aaron BellAaron Bell When will the leaves begin to change in this body of mine?
Mila AlexandrovnaMila Alexandrovna Are you willing to trust yourself and do what needs to be done in order to be who you were meant to be?
Nansia MovidiNansia Movidi The idea that we are so capable of love but still choose to be toxic.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur I am an arrow – Put me in your bow and let fly. Let this story go by in the blink of an eye.
Bisma IjazBisma Ijaz And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa