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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig ZiglarZig Ziglar You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.
Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche Eat to live, don’t live to eat.
Benjamin FranklinBenjamin Franklin I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin I have nothing to declare except my genius.
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