Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe Sometimes people ask, ‘Are hockey fights real?’ I say, ‘If they weren’t, I’d get in more of them.
Wayne GretzkyWayne Gretzky If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
Sigmund FreudSigmund Freud Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Will RogersWill Rogers Bridal is always about who you are as a person and as a woman and as a lover and as a mate. People always ask me how a woman can pick just one dress. And the funny thing is they always know.
Vera WangVera Wang A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
George CarlinGeorge Carlin Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
Lyndon B. JohnsonLyndon B. Johnson I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
William ShakespeareWilliam Shakespeare Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
Mark TwainMark Twain If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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