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It’s true drinkin will kill ya, but if you’re drunk you don’t care.
Post MalonePost Malone The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
Prince PhilipPrince Philip In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
Louis TomlinsonLouis Tomlinson Love, what a long way, to arrive at a kiss.
Pablo NerudaPablo Neruda Doing nothing is better than being busy doing nothing.
Lao TzuLao Tzu Mr. Bean’: Childish, anarchic behaviour will always be funny.
Rowan AtkinsonRowan Atkinson People might look at you a bit funny, but it’s okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different.
Bob RossBob Ross People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae WestMae West The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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