At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield Find someone who can hear you even when you’re silent.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery Hidden in the ashes, of a fallen building lays a child’s family photo, with whom he could never unite in life.
Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren The bed was the canvas, we were the art.
Jonny OxJonny Ox
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