Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.