Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, ‘Take off your clothes’?
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller I never made `Who’s Who,’ but I’m featured in `What’s That?’
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, ‘Who could have done this? We have no enemies!’
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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