You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
NORM MACDONALDLiberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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