Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
NORM MACDONALDLiberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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