As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
NORM MACDONALDThe young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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