The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
NORM MACDONALDDuring misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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