Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
NORM MACDONALDI’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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