The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
NORM MACDONALDA suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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