When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
NORM MACDONALDThe joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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