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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Mark Twain

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Animal Cruel Man Pain Pleasure
Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Alone Goodness Life Loneliness One Liner Reality
All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Break Up Hell Leaving Resignation
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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FAction Healing Humour Treat
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Honesty Lying Shoes Travel Truth World
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Humour Letter Time Writing
In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Beginning Change Hate Man Patriotism Success
Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Help Humanity Man Moral Wisdom
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Effect Let Go Pause Time
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak

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