The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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