Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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