Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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