To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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