In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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