April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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