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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

Lily Tomlin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

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