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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

Lily Tomlin

There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

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