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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

Lily Tomlin

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

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