A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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