A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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