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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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