No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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