A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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