Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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