Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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