“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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