One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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