Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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