It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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