The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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