I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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