Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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