No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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