There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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