University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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