When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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