One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARD -
Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARD -
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARD -
Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARD -
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD -
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARD -
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARD -
We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARD -
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARD -
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARD -
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARD -
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARD -
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARD -
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARD -
There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARD