Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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