One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDIf you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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