Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDIf you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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