An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDIf you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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