There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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