The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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