Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDNow and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDLots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDFlattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARD