The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
KIN HUBBARDThe less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDFolks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDFashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARDNext to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD