Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDThe only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
KIN HUBBARDUniversity: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARD