The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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