It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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