No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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