On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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