A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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