If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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