No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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