Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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