Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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