Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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