One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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