If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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