University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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