Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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