Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDNext to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDKindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDTher’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
KIN HUBBARDPeace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARDThe election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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