Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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