Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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