Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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