A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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