Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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