Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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