Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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