When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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