When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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