Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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