Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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