Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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