If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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